As Seen on NBCNews.com & YahooNews.com55,582 total fake jobs removed150 fake jobs removed from Teal7,000+ fake profiles removed from LinkedIn1,000+ hijacked profiles removed and disrupted100s of fake companies destroyedOne Mission — Decimating Criminal EnterprisesAs Seen on NBCNews.com & YahooNews.com55,582 total fake jobs removed150 fake jobs removed from Teal7,000+ fake profiles removed from LinkedIn1,000+ hijacked profiles removed and disrupted100s of fake companies destroyedOne Mission — Decimating Criminal Enterprises
05 — Shop

Wear the
Mission.

Premium merchandise for those who follow every thread.

The Collection

The Profiler—Signature Unisex Softstyle Tee
Signature

The Profiler—Signature Unisex Softstyle Tee

100% ring-spun cotton, tubular knit, ribbed collar. Symbolizes the vigilance and resilience behind every case file.

$4014 Colors · XS — 5XL
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The Profiler — I Layoff Scammers Detective Tee

The Profiler — "I Layoff Scammers" Detective Tee

Ring-spun cotton, DTG print. In short: I layoff scammers. If you like scammers being laid off, this shirt's for you.

$406 Colors · XS — 5XL
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The Profiler—Iconic Statement Tee

The Profiler—Iconic Statement Tee

What's understood doesn't need to be said. Bold silhouetted detective logo — quiet confidence for those already in the know.

$4011 Colors · XS — 5XL
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The Profiler — Don't Kindly Send Them Your Resume Hoodie
New

The Profiler — "Don't Kindly Send Them Your Resume" Hoodie

50/50 cotton-poly, kangaroo pocket, double-lined hood. An anti-campaign against every "kindly send me your resume" scam opener.

$6512 Colors · S — 5XL
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The Profiler—Stainless Steel 20oz Tumbler

The Profiler—Stainless Steel 20oz Tumbler

Double-walled stainless steel, slim silhouette, clear lid and reusable straw included. Built for stakeouts and morning commutes alike.

$402 Colors · 20oz
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All merchandise ships within 7–10 business days. Colors and sizes are selected at checkout. All sales are final — no returns or exchanges.